BREAKING NEWS: Billionaire James John Jefferson, famous for creating hairy purple underpants, has been reported missing. He was last seen being washed overboard when a giant wave hit an Atlanta cruise ship, along with three other men; Max Mason, John Jamerson and Stewart Smith.
James, John and Stewart were swimming as fast as they could towards land. Exhausted, they lay on the sand when they saw a volcano. They decided to climb up the volcano to look for food. They noticed a banana tree and eagerly ripped off some ripe yellow bananas, eating them hungrily. Then they waited to be rescued.