Prompt: ‘….but where did it go?’ she shouted to me…
‘But where did it go?’ she shouted to me, “where has my pink fluffy unicorn gone?”.
I, the handsome knight, responded! “I have slayed the ugly dreaded beast by decapitation, using my trusted Sword of Destiny”. I stood there, holding the beast’s head up high, white fluff-blood dropping to the ground.
“Agghhhhhh”, she cried.
“Witch, your screams will not hurt me, as I have old, clumpy wax in my ears to stop you’, I said in a heroic, but loud voice.
My sister squealed, “Gross!” My mum came rushing downstairs in response to my sister’s screams. ‘REEEEXXXXXX!!!!!’