Prompt: “No”, he said, “I like Vegemite”.
It was a beautiful, sunny day and I decided to go out for lunch with my best friend. We ordered our limousine driver to take us to the fanciest restaurant in the city, where they served gold-plated cupcakes and 3-carat diamond soup.
The waiter sat us down and poured us the finest spring water. He passed over a velvet and gold embroidered menu. “I would like the caviar and…”, I said. Before I could finish, I heard the waiter next to me explaining to a customer, “We have cheese, tomato and ….”, but he was interrupted by the man. “No”, he said, “I like Vegemite”.